There is a bear in the deep dark woods...Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods...Yogi, Yogi Bear.

CHORUS:
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods...Yogi, Yogi Bear.

OTHER VERSES:
Yogi has a little friend, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo
Boo-Boo has a girlfriend, Cyndi, Cyndi
Yogi does it with condoms, Gummi, Gummi
Yogi didn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown
Cyndi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly
Cyndi wears crotchless undies, Teddy, Teddy
Cyndi likes it on the ice, Polar, Polar
Cyndi gets what she deserves, Pregnant, Pregnant
Suzi likes it up the rear, Dirty, Dirty
Suzi she has great big tits, More than, More than (I can bear)
Boo-Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala
Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker
Yogi also likes young boys, Poofter, Poofter